A lemon is a joke that is squeezed dry, usually a one-time joke but is occasionally mentioned again. These jokes have every last droplet of humour squeezed out of them.
(long joke here)
“YEAH BUT TURNS OUT HIS LAPTOP ISN’T EVEN TURNED ON”
“HAHAHAHAHA”
“HAHAHA- wait. guys... this is a lemon.”
“YEAH BUT TURNS OUT HIS LAPTOP ISN’T EVEN TURNED ON”
“HAHAHAHAHA”
“HAHAHA- wait. guys... this is a lemon.”
by XxHarvzBackxX December 21, 2021
Get the Lemonmug. by Sexydimma October 5, 2017
Get the space lemonmug. by ReiK March 31, 2020
Get the Green lemonmug. To swear or curse in a situation where it is not appropriate.
Named after the band called Deaf Lemon who famously swore on stage in front of an audience of 10,000 children and families and caused great offence .
Named after the band called Deaf Lemon who famously swore on stage in front of an audience of 10,000 children and families and caused great offence .
Interviewer: So why do you think you would be good in this position.
Bob: Cos I'm fucking awesome at this kind of shit.
Sandy: How did the interview go Bob?
Bob: It was going great until I pulled out a Deaf Lemon.
Bob: Cos I'm fucking awesome at this kind of shit.
Sandy: How did the interview go Bob?
Bob: It was going great until I pulled out a Deaf Lemon.
by dirtyboy123 May 10, 2010
Get the Deaf Lemonmug. That kid over there is lemons.
by Lemonpeoplearedopeshit March 21, 2011
Get the Lemonsmug. by I hate lemons June 12, 2020
Get the Lemonmug. by Mrs obama February 2, 2020
Get the Big Lemonmug.