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Red Zombie

Someone who drinks something red (usually wine) before getting brutally facefucked. They will be moaning and choking for air like a zombie. Right when the man is ready to bust he stuffs his whole dick in the red zombies throat and finishes in the back while still pumping causing the red zombie to throw up red puke and cum (looking like red zombie vomit).
Yo I knew she might be turning when we was sipping red wine I didn’t think she could take my whole dick. I was right! It looked like she was throwin up blood she really turned into a red zombie!
by NDC December 17, 2023
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Zombie

Modern day 16 to 25 year-olds working long hours at dead end jobs for minimum wage trying to make ends meet.
You are a Zombie, you poor soul, bless your little cotton socks.
by Clap Them Alien Cheeks September 29, 2019
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Sadistic Zombies

Ha! Totally bro! I said that earlier didn't I?
Hym "Sadistic Zombies! But it's not just the Republicans. Look at me! I'm like Wolverine from Marvel Zombies, right? Where he gets locked I the basement and eaten perpetual. Used as a replenishing food source. Only to find out later that is they would have abstained from eating the hunger would have went away. Ha! Heheheh... *Sigh* Good times..."
by Hym Iam May 23, 2025
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Zombied

When an ex messages you out of nowhere asking for money, a hookup or a place to crash.
I got Zombied last night by my ex Karen. She wanted a booty call
by Direwolf May 7, 2023
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Zombied

When you’re dating someone that works graveyard shift.
She got zombied by that guy on works night shift!
by SwagB9k January 22, 2020
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Zombie Sunday

The celebration of Jesus Christ rising from the dead, and therefore the celebration of him being a zombie.

Also a celebration for zombie awareness, zombie appreciation, and all other things zombies.

******Let it be noted that while Zombie Sunday is a celebration of and for zombies, all and any zombies should still be killed on site.
John: Happy Zombie Sunday Jack!
Jack: Thanks John! Now help me kill this zombie!

Kara: Since Jesus rose from the dead, does that make him a zombie?
Zombie: Uhhh ahh uhh ohh ahh uhh.
Kara: Of course it does. I am going to kill you now.
by Cmail08 April 4, 2010
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zombies

A clever loophole to kill lots of people without feeling bad
Guy1: What are you doing?! You're killing people!
Guy2: Relax, they're called zombies in this game, basically they were infected by an in incurable virus, they become braindead and try to eat alive humans
Guy1: Oh
by MrCan July 15, 2022
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