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Dater whale

A larger than average amount of dater (data)
"Looks like we have a dater whale coming over that bus..." -Griff
by jamdunn October 21, 2011
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Whale in a mud puddle

When someone is wearing clothing that is too tight and their fat is pouring out over it. (They don't fit).
I was at the pool with my friend, we thought this lady was topless because we couldn't see any strings to her suit. It turned out they were under her fat. She was a whale in a mud puddle.
by Lexy7 August 23, 2011
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whale

im gonna start selling whales of pot to ppl
by staguitar September 6, 2011
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Whaling

Game “single” guys in the army play. Whoever brings the biggest chick back to the barracks and has sex with her wins. Usually money pot. We had a championship belt.
Pvt Jake: “Mike you going whaling with us tonight?”
Mike: “fuck ya bro. I love the biggins! That title is mine!”
by Loki Mjolnir January 17, 2023
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White whale

Someone or something you absolutely loathe and despise for taking everything from you.
Girl "Oh hey meet my boyfriend "
Male THE WHITE WHALE
by Shadow-aron January 24, 2023
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Tokyo sex whale

A large woman who proceeds to throw herself on top of you like a whale breeching.
She was so into me, she pulled an absolute tokyo sex whale
by Shaneybabyboi January 26, 2023
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Sperm-Whaling

An entry level sex act designed to denigrate a female while qualifying as a popular double points finishing move for men. To participate in Sperm-Whaling, a man begins by gently ejaculating into a females mouth so as not to arouse her suspicion. Then, without warning, the male quickly yanks the back of the females hair in a downward motion so as to elicit a surprise factor while simultaneously orienting her mouth toward the sky. A brisk gut punch from the male finishes the maneuver as it sends his sperm shooting out skyward from her mouth just like a whale clearing its blowhole when surfacing.
Hey bro, Do you see that stuff on the ceiling? I had Becky over last night and I went Sperm-Whaling!
by Testeclease January 27, 2023
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