The Alabama Thanksgiving Turkey is the act of fucking a cooked turkey, cumming inside of the turkey, and then feeding the turkey to your family on Thanksgiving.
by Vishy69 February 29, 2020
by The turkey leg of minith Morgu September 03, 2021
The releasing, sometimes known as puking, after an enormous meal on thanksgiving. Usually after, having a family member inspect the food.
by SawyerEric December 04, 2008
A variant on "turn over a new leaf", but associated with something that you do periodically, like changing your car's oil, or going to the dentist.
Origin: Every Thanksgiving you have to shoot a new turkey.
Origin: Every Thanksgiving you have to shoot a new turkey.
by slippy frog September 21, 2014
Last night she gave me a Mexican Turkey Choke
by Kevin Keems December 05, 2016
A sexual act performed between 2 or more large hungry harry gay men, commonly know as "Bears". This involves a turkey leg being hidden underneath the "catchers" pillow. Moments prior to the "pitcher" ejaculating, one or both the catching bears, pulls the turkey leg out from underneath the pillow and proceeds to gnaw on the turkey leg. Meanwhile, the pitching bear ejaculates onto the turkey leg. Similar to the spit trick, only involving a piece of turkey in a sexual act, and large harry hungry men.
by shrimp grenade October 08, 2010
Girl: "So eh.. I'm pregnant....yeah"
Guy: ".....HANDICAPPED TURKEY IN A WHEELCHAIR"
*Pokerface may be advised in this situation*
Guy: ".....HANDICAPPED TURKEY IN A WHEELCHAIR"
*Pokerface may be advised in this situation*
by The Zen Within January 19, 2012