rusty spoon

Waking up spooning, stuck together by dried blood between each others nether regions.

The rusty spoon gets me every time.

by Meyerd3 September 21, 2015

Rusty Roethlisberger

A depraved sexual act, usually involving some sort of extreme fetish and/or unwilling sexual partners.

Ben: Yo, I gave this one chick a Rusty Roethlisberger last night; she was so happy, she was tearing up!

Mike: You're a sick, sick man.

by Robo Bear February 25, 2011

Rusty Mug

When you fart into a mug that has been frozen. The heat of the juicy fart will get sucked into the frozen mug, causing the fart to liquefy into a bubbling stew. This is when you then tilt mug (as if taking a drink) and suckle the "Aroma au jus".

"To take care of this hangover I think I might have a "Rusty Mug."

by SSDRD November 3, 2008

Rusty Venture

When you jerk off so much your dick gets red and sore

Red Headed Whore:Mmm im going to give you a Rusty Venture.

Brock Samson:Don't believe the hype a Rusty Venture is when you jerk off so much your dick gets red and sore.

by Quiz Boy November 26, 2010

Rusty Venture

When you put up your entire fist in your male lover's ass to give him a prostate massage while putting his dick in your mouth at the same time

I gave Juan a rusty venture last night, his orgasm was out of this world as it exploded in my mouth

by Swedish Jesus November 28, 2010

rusty musket

The act of pulling out after vaginal intercourse and ejaculating on the anus , quickly followed by ramming the semen deep into the anal cavity with a few thrusts of the penis.

Before sex she told me not to get her pregnant and that she did not swallow, so really the only other option was the rusty musket.

by 1Munkie1 May 25, 2011

Rusty Railroad

When someone with a penis or strap-on, fucks someone in the ass and then uses their utensil to lay down poopy tracks on the face of the anal-receiver making the mouth into the cross tie just like those damned chinese in the 1800s thus making a RUSTY RAILROAD.

Man: Bitch turn around so i can give you a rusty railroad.

Woman(or gayer man): NO! I don't want poop-dick tracks smeared on my face!

by Jonesman19tchi March 15, 2009