i just hid a pipe bomb under a furry convention

What I said before all I saw was bloody fur and tails.

Hey man, i just hid a pipe bomb under a furry convention,I will now continue to rob you of your 1993 Dodge Grand Caravan so that I can travel to Argentina.

by Silas Black 09 July 26, 2022

Suck a snooker ball up 20 ft of wavin pipe

A cocksucker of such amazing talent that one believes she could suck a snooker ball up 20 ft of wavin pipe

Damn look at that hot bitch I bet she could suck a snooker ball up 20 ft of wavin pipe.

by Gonzopunch February 9, 2009

LAYS MORE PIPE THAN AN ARABIAN OIL SHEIK / UNION PLUMBER

a cocksman or prolific fornicator; a man who gets more butt than an ash tray, or more ass than a toilet seat at a Red Hot Chili Peppers' concert.

Larry got a leg over three times this week with three different pieces of tail. Madonn'! He lays more pipe than an Arabian oil sheik!

by weave August 25, 2003

Norwegian Nailboard Pipe Job Super-X-man Diving Board Formation

When one partner paints them self in blue and lies on a board of nails with an X formation, formed by their arms and legs and then places a pipe with a circumference of 5cm above their entry point. Then the other starts by continuously jumping up and down on a diving board to gain height once enough height is gained, the person will then superman with their penis head facing the pipe into the first partner's entry point. Once completed, the room should be full of red (blood, from the pipe, which is too small to fit the girth of an average male penis), blue (paint, from the woman receiving a dripping blood penis) and white(semen or if done with caucasian people). With all these colors you've now decorated the room with a Norwegian flag.

Guy: Hey want to perform the Norwegian Nailboard Pipe Job Super-X-man Diving Board Formation.

Rachel: mmm... I don't know.

Guy: Trust Me I'll nail it

Rachel: Uhh.. ok I guess I'm down but only if you subscribe to SpectresRowdy on Youtube

2 hours later and a bloody penis...

Guy: "I just performed the Norwegian Nailboard Pipe Job Super-X-man Diving Board Formation on this petite teen named Rachel"

Guy 2: Nice wanna go watch some SpectresRowdy now!

by SpectresRowdy September 20, 2018

SharkBite U3016LFA Slip Coupling 3/4 inch, Repair Plumbing Fitting Pipe Connector, Push-to-Connect, Copper, CPVC

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by joey is a gay little bitch May 19, 2020

Pipe slut

A sexy bearded plumber named Morgan who loves to lay his pipe in the day and pipe at night. It’s a Dirty job but someone’s gotta do it!!!

What do you do for a living? I’m a pipe slut. It’s a hobby and a job.

by SinAmynBear December 23, 2021

Pipe Lady

Noun: bawd (archaic) brass (slang) call girl, Turner to the core, Annette-on-roids, just like Damian, cocotte, courtesan, female Tin Man, fallen woman, fille de joie, harlot, hooker (U.S. slang) hustler (U.S. & Canad. slang) loose woman, moll (slang) pro (slang) scrubber (Brit. & Austral. slang) streetwalker, strumpet, tart (informal) trollop, white slave, whore, working girl (facetious slang)

Verb: cheapen, debase, degrade, demean, devalue, misapply, pervert, profane

(Adj-N) :

A person, who is characterised by being a fiendish sneak, malevolent to the bone, fully willing to forego all others for the delights brought to her by her dark master, Doctor Murdah. Such person will stop at nothing to get her soul quenched by the taste of crystallised amphetamines on her dry, misery expunging lips. Not house, nor home, nor family or children matter when the pipe lady is hungry.

Noun: to offer (a person, esp. oneself, or a person's talent) for unworthy purposes in exchange for some of what Daddy Doctor Murdah has been cooking.

1. Damn, Grundy! You are such a Pipe Lady these days. Have some sleep because you are going crazy again.

2. Hey shitty, does the Pipe Lady want a Pipe?
3. Hey look everyone! The Pipe Lady next door is screaming and hitting her kids again.

4. If you don’t sort yourself out, you’ll be dead in a couple of years. You don’t want to become a pipe lady like Kelley.

by Boomboomman2608 September 21, 2021