wet lick

someone marked by weakness. a total pussy not up to the task at hand. a limp dick coward.

"what do you mean you can't take another shot? you wet lick!

give it to me."

by neal treal November 12, 2009

Wet Cadillac

Anything that has to do with a black person and getting a girl hot. Even if you're not black, if it's something a black person would do, that counts.

"we did some wet cadillac last night, while sipping on some purple drink"

"it got wet cadillac in the back seat after we left the restaurant and didn't leave a tip"

by bobwiley8989 October 1, 2010

wet paducah

Same as a wet willie, only up a booty hole instead of in an ear.

Trying to annoy her friend, Carmelotta snuck up to the naked sleeping rear end of her roommate and gave him a wet paducah

by J Jasper April 21, 2008

fingers wet

When a man fingerbangs a woman in a hastier setting than usual, preferably someone he's just recently met.

"I just got my fingers wet on the dance floor with that girl we met in the line up"

by Gypsy4life February 17, 2014

The wet slap

When a girl gives a hand-job to a guy and then slaps his face with his cum still in her hand, spreading it all over his face - as a part of women's retaliation for all the nasty sexual things men do to them so they can tell their friends later (or write about it on urban dictionary...).

"He acted like such a douche last night I had to wet-slap him. He got the wet slap alright."

"Girl, I can't believe you just wet-slapped me!"

by UrbanGirl April 29, 2014

wet log

Pertaining to a hard penis soaked in its own semen due to sex with ones own hand.

I don't have a girlfriend, so every time I masturbate its a wet log.

by ForeverWithMyHand November 21, 2016

wet towelling

Wrapping your penis (or penises) in a wet towel and having intercourse with it.

Ah bro have you ever tried wet towelling in the shower before?

by DibblesJr. December 1, 2015