Cockholm Syndrome

A condition where a person chooses to stay in a relationship with an abusive partner solely for sex.

“Sam, you seriously gotta break up with your gf. I don’t care how good she is in bed. We’re worried about you man, you come home every day with bruises. Cockholm syndrome is clouding your judgment.”

by Harbinger_of_Decay October 15, 2021

kiyone syndrome

when you
constantly
type like
this
and have
problems
typing in
one line

yeah so
today i was
like going
to school
and i found
out it was
cancelled
LOL

by anonymous February 14, 2005

Haugesund Syndrome

The Haugesund Syndrome is a syndrome that can be gained while staying for a longer time in a city without the possibility of proper recreational activities. A lack of proper recreactional activities can be triggered by extended periods of bad weather as well as the physical absence of recreational facilities.

Yo, I'm really pumped to start riding bikes, but unfortunately I got the Haugesund Syndrome. What a bummer.....

by Jankie_The_Monkey November 15, 2019

DTMS Syndrome

Acronym for
Donald Trump Mini Stroke Syndrome
Scientific name Transient ischemic attack

Webster Dictionary had to add 5000 new jobs due to the president having DTMS Syndrome.
He alone has added new words like Covfefe,

Yos-e-nite, Thighland, Championch, Heroilynn,
Foistered, Susbesig, Humanitaries, Deligitimatize,
Her ridge, Pivittible, Benefishers, Resaption, Appliculibulls, Obstuulz, Bipartiss, Solucius, Forsiva , Liberalation & Asbadodizzoz

Just to name a few that have be reviewed for definitions

by Yuri Shatski September 2, 2020

Morrissey Syndrome

An overwhelming desire for a relationship with someone you can't (I Want The One I Can't Have).

Named after The Smiths' lead singer, Steven Morrissey

Also known as Mozza Syndrome

Person 1: "I think about her all the time and dream about her every night man. I asked her and she said no. I guess I Want The One I Can't Have"
Person 2: "Mate you've got a severe case of Morrissey Syndrome"

by WannaBeMorrissey May 22, 2016

Cunniltarpal syndrome

The extremely sore tongue muscles after a night of pleasuring your lady.

Guy one: What's with you today? I'm only getting one word answers to my questions

Guy two slowly: Me and Susan did a marathon last night.

Guy one: Ahh Cunniltarpal syndrome.

by Mickola August 11, 2010

sundowner syndrome

A condition where someone is so obsessed with war, they begin to the point they view war similarly to Sundowner from Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance.

"Dude Kyle is begging for the boogaloo at this point" "I know he's got sundowner syndrome"

by gnash.bone November 23, 2020