Math

Math is a thing that you use as part of your daily basis and life.

Teacher: "Say math in French, kids"
Student: "Yo, sensei, it's les maths"
Nerd: "But sensei is not French, it's Japanese"
Teacher: "You both have a detention for not saying languages properly"
Math Teacher: "You are fired! Maths is Maths! LES MATHS!!"

by BrightDefinitions June 14, 2022

Maths

The incorrect British spelling of “Math,” where they add a plural to the end and try to justify it as a contraction

Steve, I just finished all my maths.
It’s a contraction of mathematics, Steve. Pronounce it correctly like me.

Steve later told him to go eat a dick

by Osaka-ramen chan November 05, 2021

Maths

The incorrect British spelling of “Math,” where they add a plural to the end and try to justify it as a contraction

Steve, I just finished all my maths.
It’s a contraction of mathematics, Steve. Pronounce it correctly like me.

Steve later told him to go eat a dick

by Osaka-ramen chan November 05, 2021

Math

A subject that makes you want to commit suicide.

My friend Bob is now dead because I think he did too much math.

by MileHighBronco/MathHater May 13, 2020

math

A subject that you learn in school.

Do you like math? The math problem was hard for some people.

by mathy.lol September 25, 2017

Math

Mental
Abuse
To
Humans

Man, Math was such a bore.../.......

by The_Mustang November 17, 2017

Math

Mental
Abuse
To
Humans

Teacher: Alright class it's time for today's math lesson. Now before we start can someone please define math
Student: Mental Abuse To Humans that spells out math and is the meaning

by Chenoa22 December 18, 2016