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Teets

New Zealand slang. Popular in the East Coast. Sometimes spelt as teats. It’s used to describe someone/something as being useless; boring; pathetic; underwhelming; inconvenient etc. It is essentially used to characterise a person or object and sometimes a situation as having a negative trait.
“Don’t be a teets c*nt, just come out with the boys.”

“His car breaks down heaps, f*cking teets.”

“He’s so teets oi, did you hear he cheated on Maria?”

“My night was so teets, I got dragged out just to sober drive.”
by KaptainKefs December 21, 2021
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TeeHee

Teehee is commonly used as a reference to laughing or giggling. More specifically used to laugh at a scandalous action or a guilty pleasure. Most commonly used by females
Omg did you see Bryan, he looks so hot today!!

Teehee
by nolter11 January 10, 2022
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teeter beater

A device used to flop breasts around for arousal.
I enjoy using my teeter beater.
by Lil’ Mama Hutch January 19, 2022
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Telethapee

Precognition regarding urination; a premonition that someone near you will have to pee soon.
Ross suddenly stopped talking mid sentence, and started closing his eyes - "You have to pee, don't you," he said, showing off his newfound telethapee.
by BJS February 23, 2022
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teetee2sexy

The best tiktoker right now. She bad asl too. And she thick
John: Aye who is teetee2sexy???

Mark: Only the best and sexiest tiktoker to exist !?!!?!?
by anonymous March 2, 2022
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Teehee

You can literally say anything you want. As long as you end with " tee hee"..
Gurrlll.. I'm so glad this shift is over, you been getting on my nerves and be making me crave fresh air...teehee"
by Svgesinner April 9, 2022
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teetsel

What the fuck, teetsel flipped my seat before practice.
by GuskaBig April 11, 2022
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