Weed Wizard

Somebody who goes about their everyday life pretending to have no association with drugs or more specifically marijuana, yet gives everyone the impression that they are a stoner.
Our teacher is such a weed wizard its not even funny.

How do Ralph's parents not know he is a total weed wizard?
by A Kadz November 17, 2011
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weed shakes

weed shakes is when your body shakes uncontrollably because you are experiencing the withdrawal effects from not smoking. see beer shakes
Charlie couldn't roll a joint because his weed shakes were too bad so he used his pipe instead.
by otown_sweed August 27, 2006
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ditch weed

My Ditchweed is farting.
by Yakshem March 14, 2003
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Weed Ninja

A weed ninja is someone who, when under the unfluence of pot, takes on the persona of a ninja. He thinks himself to be super sneaky but he is not. A weed ninja is known to tell people via text or bb messenger, that he is infact, a weed ninja.
When that guy gets high, he becomes a total weed ninja
by Weed ninja July 20, 2011
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Dick Weed

A dick that won't get hard.....
or a dick that is as soft as sea weed (not real weed) (real weed rocks!!)
My dick is as soft a sea weed, it must be a dick weed!
by Adam Betz May 12, 2010
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weed-eater

A hippy. Someone who smokes a lot of weed.
by Lucas April 02, 2004
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dill weed

one that cant follow through with daily tasks
i should have done it myself but i sent dill weed
by grumpsmrd November 25, 2016
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