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Beach bummed

Having anal sex with a stranger in the sand dunes at the beach
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Beach Pirate

Typically roaming the halls of the flip, beach pirates find their natural habitat in the harry potter closet. They prance, dance, and trump all day long. Derived from the somalian word beeatch periatez. Can often be spotted on the beaches of california, hawaii, texas, louisiana and ¿new mexico? I guess...even though they don't have a beach?
Dude, that is a shibbystastic beach pirate!

Hey bro, lets shred the lefty loopies like true beach pirates on our shredsticks.

There is a beach pirate in the flip!

Gretchen, stop trying to make beach pirate happen. It's not going to happen!
by brrenlissa! December 9, 2011
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Beach blowy

When youre on a nude beach and a women you dont know gives you a free blowy and leaves never to be seen again and when she does reappear she gives you another blowy
Guy: this beach is nice
Woman: *appears*
Women: *immediately gives blowy*

1 hour later
Gu: oh fuck, nah where you going then? Thanks for the Beach Blowy
Woman: disappeares
2 years later on same beach
The Same Woman: appears
Guy: ah shit, here we go again
by Yoooo bois July 21, 2019
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Beached

When the player of a pay to win video game spends so much money in game that the game he/she/they paid money to win becomes soft locked, rendering them unable to play or otherwise participate in the games core functions.
Person 1: Yo man, you hear what happened to jtisallbusiness!?

Person 2 Sheeesh! Dude got Beached hard! Blizzard better get somebody on that! He spent 100K and can't even play...

Person 1: Yeah, it's gonna get ugly if they don't!
by Mitch Killington Esq. August 2, 2022
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Panama City Beach

Orvas the locals call it PAY county ,
Bay county Florida.
Home of Mtv springbreaks fir years.
Worlds whitest sand beaches.
Where you ....come here on vacation,
Leave on probation,

Come back on violation,

Stay for your duration.
"Hey man you going to Panama City Beach this spring break?"
"Isn't that where you go on vacation leave on probation come back on violation and stay for your whole duration?”
by TheAnonymousArtist April 28, 2024
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North Myrtel Beach

North Myrtel Beach is fun of potheads, preps, white bitches that try to act black, drug dealers, & everyone being fake. it’s the worst place to live in let alone going to school there. watch out who you tell your secrets too... might as well go to Myrtle Beach , NMB School Teams suck ass.
by fuckthisschool3 April 22, 2019
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Beached Weasel

A “beached weasel” is usually found in a trap house to Diggles their way through everybody’s belongings with no remorse and guilt or care and will help you look for the things they stole from you etc. A “beached weasel” is a two-faced backstabbing friend Who will Lie to your face or steal from you step on your toes And have no remorse of doing it!!A “beached weasel”Can also be someone Who hangs out only when it is beneficial to them and some sort of way and in most cases drugs!!! Watch out for beached weasels because they are everywhereAnd will adapt to any environment or situation....
You can go out to any trap house in Olympia and find a “beached weasel”
by anonymous June 5, 2018
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