Switch

The stick from outside your mum uses to beat you when you were younger 😭

She caught me swearing so she beat me with a switch. It’s worse than the belt

by Muli🎍 August 3, 2025

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stitch

A reform to previous actions to the point of being considered cooler than the average guy. New swagger.

Someone leaving they old life behind and switchin up so hard that you gotta admit they got swag now

"He look rough but you ain't aware of his stitch"

by arez_rel August 8, 2025

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Switch Slided

To be unexpectedly tricked by a bait-and-switch into watching, "Ima Gonna be the One" music video by Three Beat Slide. A spiritual cousin of the Rick Roll.

I thought it was a serious link about new discoveries of ancient Egyptian tombs, but instead of Egyptian artifacts, all I got was three overly happy musicians singing on railroad tracks. I got Switch Slided!

by Three Beat Slide August 11, 2025

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Switch-handed

When someone uses different hands for different tasks, instead of the same dominant hand for everything.

I’m not ambidextrous, I’m switch-handed — I write with my left hand but shoot basketballs with my right

by Andy the sim September 4, 2025

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Switch Seats

Some dumb shit Dpac keeps dragging

In an Epic game of Fortnite Brady said “switch seats” to Dpac so Brady could drive. However due to Dpac’s IQ level being below average, he was very confused on the meaning of “Switch Seats”. Even though Dpac has a IQ of 71, his meat size is 9.8 inches and the diameter of his head is 55 inches. So don’t underestimate Dpac and his cousins come over every week so he can rarely leave the house. “busy nga”
Another variation of the “Switch Seats” meme is “Switch Pizza” after Dpac questioned the Pizza his teammate Neel Patel was making.

by 67demon41 September 29, 2025

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