Spider-man birthday cake

when you roll one of your cousins in a carpet, cut a hole in it and fuck their ass while they cry.

"Stop it jimmy, I don't want to be the spider-man birthday cake this time"!

by bongusdongus July 29, 2022

Spidardle

Spidardle is any ooie gooie mucus like substance that men mistake other men's cum shot on their girlfriends shirt.

What the fuck?? How was here? You have spidardle all in your hair and shit.!.!

by Dnutz72 August 28, 2022

Spider Man!!

A "Spider Man!!" is when you are having sex with someone, doggy style. When you're about to cum, pull out and cum into your hand, and then when your partner turns around, you shout "Spider Man!!" and then fling your cum into their face.

Partner: "My boyfriend hit me with a "Spider Man!!" last night! I had no idea! How could I have not seen that coming?"

Man: "Yeah, I hit them with my new technique... THE "Spiderman!!"

Man's "friend": " Who are you?"

by Friendly neighborhood Faggot September 2, 2022

Spider-Man

You are having intercourse when the girl is on top and you take your hands to reach back to get butthole and make the spider man web shooting hands to spread open her butthole with your two middle fingers and ring fingers.

I Spider-Manned my girl’s butt last night when she was grinding on top of me

by Buttermilk178 September 5, 2022

SpiderElias

Spider-Elias is the kind of person that will eat your p#ssy out good and f#ck your new born kid.

F#ck i wanna be Spider-Elias

Me: Oh hey SpiderElias!
Spider-Elias: *F0cks your mom*

by NigarBob September 26, 2022

Spideragen3x

It means master of the spider agents anything with the word Spideragen in number X at the end is an absolute badass Only 2X - 15x are black

Spideragen3x isn’t here

by Spideragent2x September 26, 2022

spidanx

spidanx is probably the coolest guy you will ever meet with all the hoes and goated at soccer.

OMG ITS THAT SPIDANX my pussy is wet

by Denzel jones the 3rd September 29, 2022