after a girl gives you head u pull out cum in your hand and slap her across the face. be sure ur penis is well out of reach of the female due to the fact that this could anger her
by the sep slap July 23, 2010
by Justj123 August 26, 2019
The verb cock slap (pronounced: kOk slæp), means to slap something with your cock (penis), etc. the head of a person!
Victim: Hey dude could you cock slap the caps lock for me? All my fingers are busy with typing in my hax0rz secrets!
Observer (The Slapper): *Tries to slap his cock into the caps lock and the sound 'slap' appears as if it has hit skin instead of a key on the keyboard*
Victim: Damn dude! Not my head! The caps lock! Even the same letters appear in the word man.. CAPS LOCK - COCK SLAP! How tough can it be?!
Observer (The Slapper): Sorry man, it's tough to aim for such a tiny target!
Observer (The Slapper): *Tries to slap his cock into the caps lock and the sound 'slap' appears as if it has hit skin instead of a key on the keyboard*
Victim: Damn dude! Not my head! The caps lock! Even the same letters appear in the word man.. CAPS LOCK - COCK SLAP! How tough can it be?!
Observer (The Slapper): Sorry man, it's tough to aim for such a tiny target!
by ChrisO'Neat August 15, 2010
Picture yourself getting bucked in the face by a horse.
Now picture the same thing, but with a black man. And he's using his penis.
Now picture the same thing, but with a black man. And he's using his penis.
by xBetsyx August 18, 2005
by DalllyPwns November 21, 2006
Brad drops a vase and it breaks, Gabe proceeds to say apple slap (pronounced applelap) and slaps brad on the back of his head.
by will777 November 15, 2007
The act of slapping someone in the face with a single slice of bologna. Often leaving a cold, slimy residue on your cheek. However; you must say "Bologna Slap!" while in the act of slapping.
by Joey Mondo September 24, 2007