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Porpoise

When having doggystyle intercourse with a female, you attempt to insert your meat rod into her dirtbox, and she replies "Eeeeuuuu Eeeuuu" or the noise similar to a porpoise makes
My roomates thought i had started an aquarium in my room yesterday but it was just my girlfriend doing a little porpoise action
by JayHoff April 24, 2006
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An animal of supreme beauty and power: the porpoise is a sign of great wisdom and well-being in ancient Chinese mythology
I saw a porpoise today
by Logangstee November 12, 2018
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A name for a person who does noes fit in with others. Name taken from how a porpoise is a mammal who lives amonf fish in the ocean.
Meghan's such a porpoise. She doesn't fit in with anyone.
by Gray Finney April 17, 2007
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Ultimate Frisbee term used to describe a woman on the team stripping down to nothing, putting a frisbee between her breasts, and being carried about by four other players who are themselves sometimes topless. Usually done at social gatherings or during tournaments. The female version of the landshark.
He had no qualms about letting her use his brand new disc for the porpoise.
by Libby March 4, 2005
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While banging a chick mercenary-style, lift her legs so that her knees are at her armpits. With your cock still inside her, shove your ball(s) in her ass.
Shelly is still reeling from riding the porpoise last night.
by Chuck690 April 16, 2006
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you tried to spell purpose and it autocorrected and now you're here searching the meaning and learning about a group of fully aquatic marine mammals.
what is my porpoise in life?

did you mean purpose?

yes.
by UncleRody June 30, 2021
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porpoise poot

The act of going underwater with the exception of your ass and letting out a loud fart. Preferably in the act of an in water dive so as to time it in a manner that you fart as soon as the ass breaches the water. The way a porpoise clears it's blowhole to breathe and reemerge .
When in a pool and you have to fart there is a tough decision to be made. Do you blow bubbles or share with the masses and porpoise poot.
by Poot there it is!!! December 14, 2016
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