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Glitter shits

Sparkly shit dust that sprays out your ass after taking acid or mushrooms.
Yoooo I got a wicked case of the glitter shits
by TripPSmittens February 12, 2021
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ebola shits

After eating that my insides are liquifying and giving me the Ebola shits.
by anonymous March 12, 2021
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Drip shits

by Thedrippiest April 29, 2021
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Uzi Shits

When you have explosive diarrhea, and it blasts out of your ass in burst replicating the actions of an Uzi (gun).
Man! That bar food gave me the Uzi shits!

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The neighbors called the cops because of my Uzi shits, they thought I was popping off rounds.
by TheWiseGuy15 June 16, 2021
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Staccato Shits

Rapid, painful bowel movements. These movements come out detached from one another, often leaving a “raisin bowl”.
That hot chicken gave me staccato shits. I’ve been off the throne for 30 minutes and I’m still burning.
by MobyWutang July 9, 2021
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Liquid shits

The kind of shits that make doing something that demands a higher amount of fitness than what most people (no matter what they look like) do on an average day that much more difficult.
How would you like to get your home invaded on a night where you had the liquid shits? You ate some soup or some curry beforehand and the most fucked up thing about it is you were wide awake when they broke in, but since your GI tract wouldn't act right long enough to effectively incapacitate the intruders, you died at a young age.
by The Original Agahnim November 2, 2021
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The Scotsman

Something that can happen during sex:
When the bed collapses, but you take a big swig of irn bru and keep banging.
Lana and i were fucking so wild last night that i pulled The Scotsman, now i need to buy a new bed.
by Gfield August 21, 2021
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