Slap the Porpoise

Slap the Porpoise - when you retrieve the bag from a boxed wine. You carry around the bag and "Slap the Porpoise" before drinking directly from the spout. The bag can/is also called "porpoise".

"Slap the porpoise! hard! now chug!"

by Angie Ginandcola April 11, 2010

Horse slapped

Picture yourself getting bucked in the face by a horse.

Now picture the same thing, but with a black man. And he's using his penis.

Shit dawg, that nucka got horse slapped. that's wack.

by xBetsyx September 7, 2005

clam slapping

When two lesbian chickies have hardcore vagina-to-vagina sex.

"Omg, did you hear about Kelsey and Heather clam slapping last night I heard it was hot"

by DalllyPwns November 21, 2006

apple slap

The act of slapping someone on the back of the head, in return for very idiotic behavior.

Brad drops a vase and it breaks, Gabe proceeds to say apple slap (pronounced applelap) and slaps brad on the back of his head.

by will777 December 11, 2007

bologna slap

The act of slapping someone in the face with a single slice of bologna. Often leaving a cold, slimy residue on your cheek. However; you must say "Bologna Slap!" while in the act of slapping.

"Bologna Slap!!!" "The sound bologna makes when slapped in the face."

by Joey Mondo October 7, 2007

slap dick

1. a stupid person who is more than the average moron. Dopey as all sense of the word applies.
2. masturbation
3. doofus

Chris is such a fucking slap dick, he can't even wipe his own ass.

by Bud E Love May 7, 2003

sally slap

slaping a girl in the face with seman collected after sex.

I sally slapped that bicth.

by jason Wohlford April 11, 2005