rusty spoon

Waking up spooning, stuck together by dried blood between each others nether regions.
by Meyerd3 August 15, 2015
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Rusty Mug

When you fart into a mug that has been frozen. The heat of the juicy fart will get sucked into the frozen mug, causing the fart to liquefy into a bubbling stew. This is when you then tilt mug (as if taking a drink) and suckle the "Aroma au jus".
"To take care of this hangover I think I might have a "Rusty Mug."
by SSDRD September 21, 2008
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Rusty Venture

When you jerk off so much your dick gets red and sore
Red Headed Whore:Mmm im going to give you a Rusty Venture.

Brock Samson:Don't believe the hype a Rusty Venture is when you jerk off so much your dick gets red and sore.
by Quiz Boy November 24, 2010
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Rusty Roethlisberger

A depraved sexual act, usually involving some sort of extreme fetish and/or unwilling sexual partners.
Ben: Yo, I gave this one chick a Rusty Roethlisberger last night; she was so happy, she was tearing up!

Mike: You're a sick, sick man.
by Robo Bear February 07, 2011
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rusty razor

A rusty razor is the result of shaving your anus and getting shit between the blades of your razor, you then get your partner to lick the shit out of the razor and they cut their tongue! Resulting in shit and blood on the blade. If You then wank in their mouth after the rusty razor is a frosted rusty razor
My girl got a rusty razor last night.
by Yello2 October 24, 2017
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rusty musket

The act of pulling out after vaginal intercourse and ejaculating on the anus , quickly followed by ramming the semen deep into the anal cavity with a few thrusts of the penis.
Before sex she told me not to get her pregnant and that she did not swallow, so really the only other option was the rusty musket.
by 1Munkie1 May 02, 2011
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Rusty Railroad

When someone with a penis or strap-on, fucks someone in the ass and then uses their utensil to lay down poopy tracks on the face of the anal-receiver making the mouth into the cross tie just like those damned chinese in the 1800s thus making a RUSTY RAILROAD.
Man: Bitch turn around so i can give you a rusty railroad.

Woman(or gayer man): NO! I don't want poop-dick tracks smeared on my face!
by Jonesman19tchi February 02, 2009
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