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A slut of a girl that loves being constantly covered in ejaculated seeman from the end of the man stick. she also resembles that of a monkey because of the ugliness.
by Curtis shiters May 18, 2011
by Bat-gump June 19, 2006
An over sized button used in the user interface of a software application. Although rising in popularity as monitor resolutions increase, some purists see them as a decadent waste of screen real estate and yearn for the simpler and more cerebral era of keyboard short-cuts and drop-down menus.
by Joe Physics June 18, 2004
An aged but well maintained car, generally from the 1980s, that has been bought cheaply and lovingly restored to its former glory. Rusty Monkeys are typically bought cheaply (for less than £500) and restored to take part in charitable events, races, meetings or just for the fun of it.
Typical and popular Rusty Monkeys include the Audi Quattro, the old-style Ford Escort, the Ford Scorpio, the Trans Am and the original police Panda cars like the Ford Anglia.
by bravebrian November 18, 2010
Miniscule primate that inhabits a lady's special spot, swings from pubiscus and feeds mainly on fanny batter
by Fish and Chips2008 October 20, 2008
A term for the female genitals. Primarily based on prominence, and/or thickness. Can also be applied to goodness, see example below. There is really only one correct construction of this term, it must be used as in the example.
by fattfreddie January 11, 2008