A game where you call your parents and start masturbating, the catch is that you have to finish before they arrive
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Spending your life researching things that, although may be on point, nothing will be done to progress the area actively. Implicated in life sciences for example
Going to university for 7 years to become a lecturer within that field for the rest of your life is an act of academic masturbation
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Policeman 1: "We found this fine young lad frozen to death here in the arctic tundra'.
Policeman 2: "It looks like he's been out here for weeks and missed the warm soothing touch of a woman, and decided to literally take matters into his own hands".
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Policeman 1: "Poor, poor, uninformed bastard".
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Policeman 2: "Hey! Yeah that's true. If only he kept his shirt flipped over his head with his shoulders covered instead of taking it completely off, he'd still be here today".
Policeman 1: "Poor, poor, uninformed bastard".
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Get the The masturbating ninja technique mug.A cabin master, a teenage boy. Talks to girls that are much older than him weekly and then invites them to his abandoned cabin in the woods to "have fun". The cabin master even has a calendar on which he marks the dates on which the females are to visit his fun house.
Jenny: oh hey the cabin master invited me to the fun house tonight
Sarah: oh fun!
Jenny: I've never been there before
Sarah: trust me. It's a real fun time
Sarah: oh fun!
Jenny: I've never been there before
Sarah: trust me. It's a real fun time
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Coffin makers
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Coffin makers
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