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Dak ma jöl

Accepting the future outcome, good or bad. It also means suppressing any feeling of uncertainty because you know that kvass is on its way and spinach is beyond your days.
by DaggCaptur August 5, 2023
mugGet the Dak ma jölmug.

benjamin ma

- Spends more than 4 hours each day sitting on the toilet, without removing his pants, with no intention of actually going to the toilet, although for some reason still insists on tearing off dozens of pieces of toilet paper and flushing them as part of his ‘cover’
- Eats warm garbage before coming in to school each morning
- Types with two fingers, as hard as possible
- Rolls over on Classmates whenever anything goes wrong and sits in the middle of the bus
- Occasionally gets caught jerking off in the fire stairwell (weirdo)
- Models his haircut on members from the band ‘bald boys united ’
- Obsessive overuse of the words ‘your mom’ and ‘leo’
- Has no friends
- Bares a striking resemblance to ‘The Hamburgular”
- Stores his semen (from his numerous daily stairwell jerk offs) in Dixie cups, with the intention of one day raising an unholy army of ‘little bennys’ to do his bidding
- Has every moment of tenz twitch stream watched
- Occasionally murders fat Asian children and hides them underneath his bed
Devin: That benjamin ma guy is so good at throwing, right?
Navi: What do you mean? He cant even throw the ball 10 yards!
Devin: I meant "throwing" in valorant.
Navi: OHHHH!!! That makes much more sense!
by Ash Hull December 4, 2022
mugGet the benjamin mamug.

Play Mas

by NHCisWe February 17, 2020
mugGet the Play Masmug.

Granville Ma

A town in the berkshires that borders southwick, Westfield, Tolland and a few other towns nobody cares about. Your not far from a regular grocery store but you defiantly not close at all. Nothing ever changes, it's just all the same. If you go past the town hall, you'll find yourself in west granville and it's just a church and a abandon store. Continue going and you'll be in the wasteland of Tolland. Go around the mountain towards springfield, you find yourself in Retard usa: southwick. Everyone keeps what they do to themselves but there is defiantly some wierd shit people do here. Nobody's knows we exist.
Citizen of granville ma: I'm from granville
Person: granville ohio?
Citizen of granville ma: massachussets you idiot
Person: where?
by Cornholio fredrickson November 25, 2022
mugGet the Granville Mamug.

shang tsong ma

A shang tsong ma lived there.
mugGet the shang tsong mamug.

rip ma

When a boy rips(fucks) a girl
“Oh rip ma”
by Angelina Lindner December 13, 2017
mugGet the rip mamug.

sheik ma boaby

A direct contender to Big Eck as one of Govan Baws alter egos.

A no nonsense Arab renowned for getting 'Das Thunder Caber' out to bring the misbehaving young team into line.
Theres Govan Baws gone into full Sheik ma Boaby mode again. Did you see him skelp that wee fandan with Das Thunder Caber. Wee cu t didn't know what hit him. He's just lucky it wasn't Big Eck.
by Splocious August 5, 2023
mugGet the sheik ma boabymug.

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