An amazing tik toker who everyone wants to know who made him . The most perfect human being on this planet . Curly cute ass human being
by lovesthisperfecthumab June 9, 2019

The one guy in your group that smokes the mass cigars or cigarettes.
The kind of guy that walks into the party naked with two cigs in his mouth.
The kind of guy that walks into the party naked with two cigs in his mouth.
Dudemanbro1: did you seen Glen the other day?
Dudemanbro2: yeah he totally a (smoug the Don johnson) lately!
Dudemanbro2: yeah he totally a (smoug the Don johnson) lately!
by Smoug the don johnson October 17, 2018

Another word for penis or to describe any common object. Commonly used among underground music artists from Florida.
Slim Patty: On johnson I didn’t smack his johnson with my johnson.
Yung Lil Johnson: Word to my johnson I should smack the johnson out you cuh
Yung Lil Johnson: Word to my johnson I should smack the johnson out you cuh
by cassware October 28, 2023

by emilyturnerr October 16, 2020

After busting a large load, your dick starts to do the Johnson Jingle, Dancing and harmonizing with the moans of that pussy.
by Supa Johnson March 28, 2025

by Dembk June 6, 2024

Tori thinks she is so kind, funny, hot, and gay.. But the truth is that she just finished the popcorn..... Shes mean to me. And btw I HATE FEET!!? If you meet her dont look at her gorilla feet.
by Tori&Autumn June 16, 2022
