Carson Johnson

When you are sucking multiple penises at one time, and then everyone then ejaculates inside your nose.

Wayne- “when I was at camp they pulled a Carson Johnson on me”

Chuck- “oh shit did they ejaculate in your nose”
Wayne- “they pulled the CJ special and did it in my ears as well”

by anonymous April 23, 2024

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boris johnson

sexier than toby by a smidge.

wow that guy is a boris johnson

by bigman766 July 14, 2021

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Hayes Johnson

The most amazing boyfriend ever!!!!!! Lovable, sweet, and especially HOT!!!!! Pleasures you so well, you will be soaking wet!!!

"Hey, isn't that your man Hayes Johnson?", Person 1
"Hell yeah!!!", Person 2
"Then go get him!!!!", Person 1

by yellowkotekpineapple July 11, 2019

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Top My Johnson

A Form Of Oral Sex (Giving Head), Term Made Popular By Juju Balla

She Was Boutta Top My Johnson At The Crib.

by Unknown219988482 September 21, 2021

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Reece Johnson

The hottest most badass guy ever

Reece’s puffs Reece’s puffs peanut butter chocolate flavour - Reece Johnson

by Killer keen star 69 July 14, 2018

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Wet Johnson

(Not to be confused with someone’s Johnson that is wet) When two, or more, goth women with snake tongues give you a rim job. Usually ending with entrance from the tongues

I went to Spencer’s and got a “Wet Johnson”

by RimmyTimmy January 14, 2024

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