Jessie

A ditching Dutchman who never likes to hit the “start streaming” button. Can usually be seen ruining people’s days and causing immeasurable levels of disappointment. Can also be found in the 1700s queuing off stream. A man who has also yet to seek medical attention for his chronic headaches.

Guy 1: Hey! Did Jessie start his steam yet? He said no more fucking around this week.
Guy 2: Haha, dude you know it’s Monday, ride?

by mdogg1108 November 25, 2019

Jessie

She mean and always says im frickn grooss

Cmon Jessie

by PopcornMcgee December 8, 2019

Jessica

A sweet and sensitive girl she can easily loose her temper but at the most of time she is sweet happy and very very clever she is an outstanding student and friend to all

Person: Have you seen my girlfriend Jessica?

by Small human January 9, 2020

Jessica

On a scale of one to ten, will always drink.

Alex: So you met Jessica?
Kyle: Yes...
Alex: Yikes

by KevinBacone January 14, 2020

Jessica

When a white girl wants to help a black man in Africa but won't even help the incel who has a crush on her get a date.

Bitch did you just Jessica me?

by SpaceXQueen February 22, 2020

Jessica

A stunning, cute, beautiful, smart, talented and a bit short girl. She has an amazing personality and always listens to you. Everyone is lucky to have her in their lives...you will see her in a year in Iceland

Girl 1: Woah Jessica is the hottest girl in town
Girl 2: yeah but haven’t you heard? She’s with Natalia
Girl1: WHAT? Well I’m not even mad cause I ship it...

by Jessica’sadmirer February 29, 2020

jessica

ugly and annoying, closer to the boys then bren is and always wants to play fort, but she can be nice,other then when she picked everyone over me.

bib:she asked to play fort again bro
durn;jessica?
bib:yes man shes so annoying

by Bib42069 May 15, 2020