Jessie

A ditching Dutchman who never likes to hit the “start streaming” button. Can usually be seen ruining people’s days and causing immeasurable levels of disappointment. Can also be found in the 1700s queuing off stream. A man who has also yet to seek medical attention for his chronic headaches.

Guy 1: Hey! Did Jessie start his steam yet? He said no more fucking around this week.
Guy 2: Haha, dude you know it’s Monday, ride?