Group glazed ham

When a group a guy cum on a girls ass

We all gave her a group glazed ham

by Andrew November 6, 2004

Bam Bam Turkey and Ham

An awsome phrase used to own people.

(Girl dribbles ball round Defender and shoots and scores)
Girl: Oh yeah i scored!! 'woop 'woop!!
Defender: yeah yeah wateva
(Girl walks up to defender)
Girl: BAM BAM TURKEY AND HAM S.U.C.K.E.R!!!
Defender: ...Err... (trying to think of a comeback)
Girl. OWN£D with A capital 3
(Girl walks away feeling proud)

by Poppy Drawner December 7, 2009

smoked ham

When a ham is under the influence of marijuana

look at that smoked ham, he looks like a fat-devil

by big pun March 11, 2003

mary ham

The PewNews anchor famous for killing Poppy Gloria

Mary Ham from PewNews is a terrible news anchor.

by Despamemeto June 3, 2019

Hit the ham

jerking off

i just hit the ham to pamela anderson

by Martyman October 20, 2008

salting the ham

using a the downturned hand position while a male partakes in self indulgance. This motion resembles what might be seen on Easter Sunday when more salt is needed on the ham dinner.

I didn't think anyone was in the bathroom but when I entered frankie was salting the ham. eeewww!

by The White Shine December 28, 2009

Slamming the ham

the act of beating ones meat or masturbation

I was sick from school so i was slamming the ham all day until my foreskin tore off

by central jersey ham slammer January 22, 2013