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Thor's Hammer

When you take a shit on the lid of a toilet so no one can lift the lid without either cleaning it or making a mess. Only someone worthy will clean it up.
She was being a bitch so I gave her a Thor's Hammer and left. Now when she goes to use the toilet she'll have to be worthy to lift the lid.
by Rmistiff July 10, 2019
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Hammer guy

Hohohoho! That uh... I know it's a little late for it but.... You know.. Don't implicate me in things... This all started because i was implicated in things I didn't want to be implicated in... So...
Hym "Holy crap hammer guy! Wow!"

Iam "You're just now getting to this?"

Hym "Yes! We have a ton of back-log! There isn't enough time in the day. If my labor wasn't being exploited on all fronts by people who already have more than they will ever need I be able to get to it but DAMN! You see that motherfucker hammer that guy!?"

Iam "Yeah... I have made it clear I don't like people taking my name in vain and the only thing I've told anyone to do is give me credit for the things I've done and pay me for services rendered.... So.... Yeah... Not on me..."
by Hym Iam December 20, 2022
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Droppin' hammers

Term used when the entire crowd at a dubstep concert is headbanging, wobbling, and/or fist pumping in sync.
EVERYBODY was droppin' hammers last night! We were gettin hyphy.
by 0Ryn June 12, 2011
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Bang it with a hammer

A sims 3 meme popularised by YouTuber Onlyabidoang. This makes fun of how most broken objects in the game are fixed by smashing a hammer onto it.
Want your stove to clean by itself?
Bang it with a hammer

Want a creepy sounding doorbell?
Bang it with a hammer

Your computer having a blue screen?
Bang it with a- oh right this isn’t sims 3…

(Sims logic EP 2) - OnlyAbiDoang
by Jalwaysawake December 28, 2021
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Hammered Like a Nail

Being hammered like a nail means to be very drunk.
Damn, that dude's hammered like a nail!
by WhosBlue February 28, 2022
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Throw a Hammer at Her

Code word for “fix it” *must be pronounced with canadian accent
Jack: Got any plans with the truck this weekend bud?

Paul: Oh ya know bud just gonna throw a hammer at her so i can take her out rompin next weekend. huh bud?
by Dripdroptiptopsnipsnopkipkop October 16, 2019
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Ball Pein Hammer

The male version of camel toe. When a man wears really tight jeans, biker shorts, or a Spedo you can see his ball pein hammer.
Ralph's spandex shorts gave him ball pein hammer.
by Stu Salsbury June 15, 2009
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