fbeet

When you update your Twitter status, you write a "tweet".

When you update your Facebook status, you write a "fbeet".

Jak fbeeted that he was unable to feel the earthquake and demands a refund.

by El Jaybird 613 September 10, 2011

Feleted

To be dumped whilst in the middle of giving or receiving felatio

"Oh man, you are GOOD! But I can't be with you anymore. You're feleted.

by Schwez October 16, 2012

Feet

Their what you stand on dumbass

Look he's walking with his feet😱

by Steaks986 July 17, 2015

Feet

A device used for finding Legos in the dark.

Ow fuck my feet

by Heavyfknmetal September 22, 2015

flectonomous

The act of remaining calm or keeping the nerves cooled by behaving absolutely insane.

Clifton- umm..... Why's Jesse throwing his poop at his car?
David- well, he either blew his turbo or more than likely is just feeling extra flectonomous today.

Jesse- AHHHHH RATA FATA

*throws poop at David and Clifton.*

by Phlegmtronic November 17, 2015

feetsies

Similar to selfies, feetsies are photographs taken of oneself, typically on a smartphone, and then shared on social media. However the subject matter is solely the photographer's feet. The feetsie and/or feetsies is the selfie for people without crippling self-esteem. The goal is to garner no likes or at most, very few across all social media platforms.

Dude, did you see Samantha's latest feetsies? Mad ugly bro, not a single like. That girl dun give a fuck!

by ewotherspoon May 28, 2016

feet beat

To move quickly.

John was feet beating when he saw the police turning the corner.

by Feet Beat April 5, 2017