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Finnius comes from the latin term for fondle or to fondle. He is hung like a jackal on heat and can drink more than a thirsty bavarian who has been stuck in a dessert for a year and a half. He looks like the cancerous scrotum of a hunched-over man on a humid afternoon. Finnius' pick-up tactics are sometimes described as Stephen Hawking talking dirty, and as such, he often is successful with high school P.E. teachers. Finnius was not born - he was cultivated from embryonic stem cells to be the perfect human. However, things went horribly wrong during the fourth month of his mother's pregnancy. She suffered a horrific upper cut, crippling her and forcing her to wait out the final trimester in a cave. Finnius spent the first two years of his life in a beaker, subsisting off the shriveled limbs of amputees.

Finnius is a simple man with few luxuries in life bar a subscription to Men's Fitness and a proclivity for whipping it out in public. His is also the proud owner of a safe deposit box stocked with flannel and wood shavings for use during lumberjack role-play. He has few friends, in part due to his tendency to leave passive aggressive post-it notes, but also due to his persistent 30 Rock references. Finnius' dreams include but are not limited to: being the on-tour tap dance choreographer for the Red Hot Chilli Peppers; growing his beard until it intertwines with his pubic hair; breaking the Guinness World Record for longest possible time to repair a moped.
"check out the flaps on that P.E. teacher, i wish finnius was here to see this"
by 8===D---finnmeup June 2, 2014
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Finnish horse show

The act of a women having sexual intercourse with a horse.
Guy1:Hey dude I heard a women was having a Finnish horse show. Guy2 Noway!
by Mello jello March 3, 2015
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finnugle

To make someone believe in something that isn't true or to take something from someone and make them believe you don't got it, basically you have a silver tongue if you finnugle people
I'm bout to finnugle that nigga out of his money
by G $avage April 11, 2015
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Finna

The ghetto way of saying "fixing to." But black people don't take that shit so they corrected it.
I'm finna show you how to-
by Rodnelly_777 April 8, 2016
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Finna

A slang word used to replace the verb go/gonna/going to.
"She finna cut me"
by NachoGroupie April 20, 2016
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finneidfjord

Finneidfjord is a small truckstop in the middle of two cities. Mo I Rana City and Korgen City.
The people from "Finni" (slang) are usually not very attractive. And the average IQ level is 68.
Finneidfjord is also the safest place if a war occurs. Because no one would ever think of bombing Finneidfjord.
The word "Finni", or "Finneidfjord" is a term that is used all around the world to describe what a place looks like after a nuclear bombing.
"Oh my god. That hydrogen-bomb really made that place in to a Finneidfjord!"
by yusufamir October 4, 2016
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finnish whistler

The act of making a whistling noise while sucking in air through one's anus.
Duuuuude! I was hanging with Brad last night and he did the finnish whistler!
by cosmic_koosh May 24, 2016
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