Ra-cooning

When Your Wearing Mascara or Eyeliner, preferably black and if you cry or sweat, it starts to smudge and form black circles around your eyes which makes you look like a racoon.

I was so ra-cooning when i heard that he cheated on me.

by JayNora September 20, 2009

CoonFingered

CoonFingered is when you have ripped someone off on line through Facebook group trading or buying and the Admins of the group inform The Sargent of Arms "Wil Smiley" Who in turn hunts you down learns all about you, then proceeds to distribute your photo, name and what you've done to as many group admins he can contact until you have been shamed into paying the other party back what you thought you got away with!

So you got paid for selling that item on Facebook and you never sent it, now someone is calling you from the bar around the corner from your home and your name is plastered in a bad way in all the groups? You 've been CoonFingered better make it right no one ever gets away one Ole CoonFinger sets his sights on you!

by IamWilSmiley September 1, 2016

Coonhound

A coonhound is a type of gorilla that can be used to receive a piggy back from. It’s racist connotations are simply bollocks! And if you want some go on then.

Dez:Hey there ‘coolest in the jungle’ fancy being my coonhound? Coonhound: oh why of course I will be your coonhound. Dez: I mean we’re not homobenders but how’s about a coonjob and half a can a lager as payment.

by Nomnomnomondacorncobcobcob March 29, 2018

Coonass

It's the nickname given when black woman sleeps with a white trash and make a mix child it's called a coonass...

Look at those coonasses over there.

by Forbidden fruit September 9, 2019

coontie

Someone who acts like a retarded cunt.

Samit is such a coontie who keeps losing all his money.

by wordinator2cool November 27, 2012

coonsenator

A really smart, cool, dude, who rules in office email smackdowns.

I tried to spam him but I got my ass handed to me! That guys a real coonsenator!

by dkeiosjfufkskj May 9, 2006

coontop

male or female, usually flannel-wearing white trash, with a normal hair cut except for a small (usually un-braided)patch that goes down their back. not to be confused with a rat tail. a high percentage of beardo's have coontops.

look at that beardo's coontop!! he must be from west allis!

by s@#ttalkins!@#$ October 2, 2007