Cock Blockbuster

A measure taken to bypass a cock block.
Guy: This girl is hot.
Boyfriend: She's with me!
Guy: Why am I not convinced.
Boyfriend: *Punches guy*
Girl: You're a jerk! I'm done with you. I'll go with someone who's nicer.
Guy (whispering): Cock Blockbuster.
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cock skiing

The act of give a double hand job or double blowjob..
She was cock skiing the both of us..
by THrrn March 23, 2016
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Cock Dumpster

Term for a male or female who likes to receive many different cocks as often as possible. Occasionally at the same time.
by Browner7680 December 08, 2010
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Cock Scribe

A person who is infatuated with drawing penises on any available surface.

One who will draw penises whenever given the chance regardless of time or location.

Often referred to as the Davinci of schlong, the Picasso of the cocko, or the Bob Ross of balls and shaft.
Hey Jake, would ya look at that!! Cody's over there being a cock scribe again. Their are literally dicks drawn on everything!
by Dr. Lubentap July 17, 2019
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cock batter

Brian did you have sex with that girl? No, I just beat off and sprayed my cock batter on her face after she fell asleep.
by Chris Paulino December 22, 2008
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goblin cock

1. cock of a goblin
2. the band behind the dragon fucker
frank: do you like goblin cock??
jonas: gobling cock? yeah everyday
by gobliner May 10, 2022
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