crack-attack 

When a person is asleep or unconcsious and you,and your friends all spread your ass cheeks and rub your ass cracks up and down in that persons face. (Most effective after taking a shit)

John: Hey guys, Mike is asleep.....Crack-attack!

Mike: (scarred for life)

crack-attack by Spacer 54 April 18, 2009

crack wine 

white wine, whereby after one sip you just can't get enough

Jonathan: What we drinking tonight
Emma: I'm gonna get me some boxes of that crack wine bitch

crack wine by tinkertailor November 3, 2009

Crack Scabs 

Scabs you get on your face from doing a GANG of crack, then picking at them because you did a GANG of crack.

Joey has a GANG of crack scabs because he picks at his crack face, because he smoked a GANG of crack.

Crack Scabs by Tehshunz December 21, 2009

Crack Burger 

When you combine a Spicy Mc. Chicken with a Mc. Double, the key to happiness for around two dollars.

1-Dude, I got a Crack Burger!
2-What is a Crack Burger?
1-Kill yourself.

Crack Burger by ColoradoCannibal January 25, 2010

Crack-tastical 

When a fan fiction is intentionaly written to be crazy, short and contain a lot of spelling mistakes, grammar mistakes and cliches, it is considered to be cracktastical. Something that is cracktastical is often enjoyable to read and is considered to have its own form of brilliance.

OMG, did you read that fic Victoria wrote? It was so crack-tastical! It was brilliant!

Crack-tastical by KayCha March 9, 2011

crack butt 

When an article of clothing or other item (toilet paper, food from the couch, etc.) is caught up in one's butt crack through suction alone, without the aid of a pants, underwear or pantyhose waistband. Not be confused with a wedgie, which is the seat or crotch of one's garments being caught up, no pun.

He stood up from the couch and had a potato chip crack butt.

crack butt by Being Super August 3, 2011

Crack load

What stupid dyslexic retarded drug dealers say instead of crap load

We got a shipment of cocaine today did you see it all there is a crack load

Crack load by Retardtard August 14, 2014