crack-attack

When a person is asleep or unconcsious and you,and your friends all spread your ass cheeks and rub your ass cracks up and down in that persons face. (Most effective after taking a shit)

John: Hey guys, Mike is asleep.....Crack-attack!

Mike: (scarred for life)

by Spacer 54 April 18, 2009

Crack Attack

When either a crackhead or a drunk college aged chick has a mental breakdown over a minor Incident and proceeds to make a scene

It was wild, Jessica lost her Juul and had a full blown crack attack, I knew those tequila shots weren’t a good idea

by JerrysLooseCannon December 27, 2019

Crack Attack

When your ass crack itches badly

Man, Jeremy over there scratchin his ass. He must be having a crack attack

by _WonderBoy_ January 15, 2015

crack attack

When a basehead goes through withdrawal and loses his or her shit.

Did you see the DMX show? Dude had a crack attack right up on stage!

by diasco June 10, 2004

crack attack

Extreme itch/burn in your ass crack, often occurring after taking a shit and not wiping properly.

My ass crack feels raw. I've got some serious crack attack d00d.

by Kylenol September 26, 2003

crack attack

the execution of a sneak attack on an unsuspecting individual using primarily your ass, preferably in a smearing motion.

A. Dude! Sam just crack attacked Cameron's face!

B. Dag yo!

by sam tinsley November 9, 2004

crack attack

When your underwear are riding up your butt!

Oh my God man, I'm having a major crack attack!

by Barbara Moreno October 17, 2008