Scoff Me

What is yelled out by someone requesting insertion by someone with a small, scoffable penis.

Your package looked pretty small in your tight pants earlier, but now I'm desperate. Scoff Me! Scoff Me! Scoff Me!

by jables April 25, 2005

Blows me

when something just is so surprising , this is the only phrase.

or when you hear something so incredibly stupid

wow, this episode of Naruto Shippuden just blows me
what kakashi sensei just said blows me

by mori_darkness April 7, 2017

Off me

1. Kill me
2. Fuck me

1. i dont care baud, off me!
2. mmm baby off me.

by Grisu October 27, 2008

escucha me!

spanish form of listen up!

(in mexico) escucha me!

by taz gam March 20, 2004

beer me

a cry for help. when you need a beer but cant get it yourself.

dude, beer me since your up. i got my girl riding me and i cant get it myself

by cythebeerguy August 11, 2016

Le-me

The meaning of most beautiful girl in the world. So beautiful if God made anyone more beautiful he kept him for himself. Amazing personality angel like any guy will not be lucky but blessed to have her.

I wish I had a Le-me in my life.

by Mikhail pillay September 11, 2020

me 2

me too

I love your hear me 2

by me 2. August 15, 2018