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le me derpin 

A phrase that describes a particularly retarded face: A retarded smile, and the eyes pointing in different directions.
*le me derpin

Mom: What are you doing?

Me: I'm derpin. See my derp face?

le me git 

Growing more common every day, "le me git" is a very brain dead replacement for "Let me have", or "May I have?". Le me git is even more annoying than the ever popular Can I get.
"Yo, le me git a Swisher Strawberry."
"Le me git a double cheeseburger, and a courtesy cup."
le me git by Denver Dean November 13, 2007

muh me le 

take my dick in your mouth (hindi) , it is said when a person's being a dick
Rohan: I like your sister.
Mohan: Muh me le
muh me le by kokofruit March 1, 2023
Hindi - translated to literally take it in the mouth.(usually ones cock)
P1 * irritates*
P2 chup reh mu me le
Mu me le by TheGyanChodher May 2, 2023
Le mesh is origonally an alter-ego of one Trevor Boychuk. he was created at at BC Lions football game. erwin horvath asked what the mesh was where the field goal posts where, an important note is that trevor and eriwn where discussing italians using their hands to speak with throughout the day. so trevor responded by saying "it's le mesh". Le meshcis a french guy, who only says his name. in description: he has an elvis lip, the rock eyebrow, and a tongue that is sitting on the outside of the mouth (left side preferably), with teeth closed on top. also a hand is brought to the mouth, the way an italian person speaks, with all the fingers in a hand together. also le mesh speaks while shaking his head uncontrollably. also another important thing to know about le mesh, is he pops pops out of corners, where you least expect him.
trevor did "le mesh" to nick and erwin to make them laugh :)
le mesh by nick czapi February 7, 2008

Le Merchant

A hasidic Jew of European descent, preferably French who produces an evil laugh with the aim to spread Zionism. To identify Le Merchant one must follow the criteria; is he wearing an Amish black hat check, does he sport a dashing hobo beard check and finally is he wearing clothes that give the illusion he just came from a funeral check. If the specimen is under this criteria you have yourself a Le Merchant.
A Le Merchant tried to sell me the book of Moses
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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