Wakey Wakey, Eggs and Bakey

what you say to a woman when you wake her up from a painful comatose in order to bury her alive under a grave named Paula Schultz

Budd: Wakey Wakey, eggs and bakey
Beatrix: ah fuck

by similationavragation November 30, 2010

Baker

A person that often does not know what is happening and/or changes their mind frequently.

Can be used in a variety of ways.

Jim: "What happened?"
Joe: "Your such a baker"

Sammy: "What the baker just happened?!"

by Bambipornstar August 6, 2011

mental bakedown

handling a mental breakdown by withdrawing into the kitchen and making ridiculous amounts of fattening baked goods (usually followed by eating at least half of it)

work was so stressful i had a mental bakedown and made 6 dozen cupcakes.

by TheDelicious August 30, 2007

bakery

Easily put, bakery is a term to describe some one who is extremely and heavily high or, as some call it, baked.

Dude, last night you were such a freakin bakery.

by Alan <AJ> January 20, 2007

brownie baker

an alternate way to say fudge packer. because the meaning isn't as well known, you can actually call someone a brownie baker to their face and they will be oblivious.

Kevin, the brownie baker, wears those sparkly shirts and masturbates to gay porn in his dorm room all the time; what a tool.

by polobrute September 22, 2006

Bakedist

The person who is most baked.

Pat is currently the most bakedist in our circle.

by John_R October 27, 2007

Baked some air cookies

The act of preparing and serving out a fart. An air cookie generally takes time to brew in the bowels, however the wait is usually worth while.

I just baked some air cookies, get em while their hot!

by nickstergoose January 20, 2009