fort meyers beach

A place for pretentious geriatrics, rednecks and dildos from every state but mostly the northeast and ohio. Completely unbearable between May and November. At night, you can count on bumfights, guidofights and retards howling drunk. The hotels and beach bars contantly play the same old worn out covers over and over again. Not a good place to meet singles. More than half of everyone there is'nt single. Not a weed friendly place either because A; its in florida and B; they make more than enough on alcohol.

going to Fort Meyers Beach, shoot me.

by Donn1980 November 12, 2017

sun of the beach

a slightly altered way of speaking 'son of the bitch'. Or probably just a scene involving the sun and the beach.

Mate 1: woah, look at that! sun of the beach! a pretty scene!
Mate 2: nah it ain't, you sun of the beach.

by Barnacl437 November 1, 2023

Beached Whale

My Best Mate Charlotte.Amy.Wilmore

Shup You Beached Whale

by Liight October 28, 2008

Beach king

That fat pasty white fuck that steal all your food while sitting in his sandy throne

Well, shit! I was grilling some hot dogs on my brand-new grill when that beach king entered my swamp and raided my grates.

by popnart May 19, 2017

Beach Cat

An individual who is very similar to a cat (resembles a cat, always lands on their feet, very hygienic, etc.) Who also coincidentally either lives by or spends the majority of their time at the beach.

You know what they say about that Alanna girl, she's a real beach cat!

by obeywalrus December 20, 2010

Beach Front

Another word used to descibe the weakest of the weak of marijuana you will ever smoke ! Founded in California, commonly used in Atwater Village ! Dont ever ever ever buy this typa bud, you will regret it !

I aint smoking no Beach Front ! tf are you thinking?

by 666OGKUSHMASTERBUBBA666 July 16, 2011

Beach Read

A classic Beach Read is a novel deeply rooted in the beach house/town. The setting is almost a character in the book. Usually, someone is at a crossroads in their life and they find a new path forward through their time at the beach.

A good Beach Read sets a pace of summer at the beach - it has twists and turns, axillary characters woven throughout, parallel plot devices, and often a love story in the mix too.

My Beach Read is making me miss my time at the beach this winter.

by KingBratwurst March 13, 2022