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Put Your Ass to Sleep 

It's another way to tell someone, out of anger, that you will put them in their grave, or 6 feet under if they screw with you again. It's a less direct way of stating it but still gets the point across.
After someone has double crossed or otherwise angered you: "Bitch, if you weren't somebody's mother, I'd put your ass to sleep!"
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ass whipping shit 

noun. a severe beating up of someone. also used as a spanking of a child. can also be used as a verb (ass whip shit)
(n.) If she doesn't stop talking behind my back im gonna give her an ass whipping shit.

(v.) i am going to ass whip shit him.
(v. past) I ass whip shitted him.

bad ass marine sergeant 

noun, one who inflicts pain and suffer to acquire discipline on or to, younger Marines to prepare for battle or to provide mission essential training through stern and meaningful yelling and guiding. To LEAD younger marines.
"hey you bad ass marine sergeant go PT these devil dogs so they can better their PFT and CFT!", Sgt Spamlet, Sgt Flippe; sharpening steel with steel; leading 6 marines into enemy territory with little means of survival and fullfilling the mission no matter what. the opposite of Sgt Cantino.
bad ass marine sergeant by usmcjunkie September 14, 2009

shit ass cock sucker mother fucker 

Any womans old man who cheats on her.
My boyfriend cheated on me and I called him a shit ass cock sucker mother fucker, and slapped the FUCK out of him. He cried like a pussy.

Sweet Ass Maria Sally Muzzone 

I got the dis from Rach last nite, sweet ass maria sally muzzone!!!!
Sweet Ass Maria Sally Muzzone by Avi February 28, 2003

Ass eating season

Ass eating season is right around the same time as firework season, which just so happens to be 365 days of the year
Hey bro, when is ass eating season,”365 days of the year brother”.

White Ass Butter Shit 

What your best friend will call a little purple 10 hour energy shot known as dyna-pep. They call it that because of its vile taste, first being described as tasting like White Ass mixed with Butter and Shat, hence the name. Most people who drink dyna-pep will have never even heard of it before taking it, the only reason for taking it is because the big lady behind the counter of 7/11 suggested it to them because she says it gets her through two jobs which no-one really gives two flying shits about. Does not work at all, (crashed after an hour). Can be called WABS for short. DO NOT DRINK THIS DISGUSTING FUCKING SHOT!
Dude 1: *11 at night* Dude that movie was awesome, lets stop into 7/11 and get some 5 hour energy.

Dudes 2-3: Okay

Dude 1: Alright 5 hour energy (Picks one up)

Big lady behind counter: Have you tried dyna-pep?

all 3 dudes: no..?

Big lady behind counter: its a 10 hour energy shot, it gets me through 2 jobs, its really good.

Dudes: Uhh lets try it then.

(Gets home a few minutes later and start drinkin dyna-pep)

Dude 3: Eww this is fuckin disgusting!

Dude:I know... it tastes like, shit, mixed with white ass.. and butter.

Dude 1: HAHHA

Dude 2: Thats what ima call this, White Ass Butter Shit.

Dude 1: At least we'll be up for 10 hours instead of 5...

(10 Minutes later)

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