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by Phill McKraken April 24, 2017
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A word of caution: does not mean one is into butt stuff
A word of caution: does not mean one is into butt stuff
bloody hell, I wish I hadn't pulled a porky last night and eaten so much Indian food while drinking! Now I have a hardened asshole.
Whoa, bro, just coz I have a hardened asshole doesn't mean I'm into butt stuff. I'm a good boy.
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