Uncle Albert

A general peadophile. Someone who is sexually interested in boys and girls; men and women; A metrosexual.
Can often be used to describe someone who uses instant messaging and chat rooms to communicate with subjects without giving (away) their true identity.

"There is an Uncle Albert talking to me on MSN. He wants to meet me."

by josh-e-smith January 30, 2010

Andrew Alberts

A useless player on the vancouver canucks hockey team

"That andrew alberts.. never does anything"
"..obviously andrew alberts didnt see the puck."
"they scored? andrew alberts was probably on"

by Memyself123 March 26, 2013

Cold Albert

1) Poop on plate
2) Stick poopy plate in freezer
3) Wait several hours
4) Put frozen poop back in poop shoot
5) Poop out frozen poop on partner
6) Repeat

Endless fun

Cold alberts are great fun for the family

by Cold albie April 1, 2013

max albert

A very small person that has very small hands, dick and anus. You can spot a max Albert by there grumpy attitude, shity music tastes, slightly curly hair, and runy poop.

He is a max Albert. I can tell by his shity music taste.

by Richard the first half of the June 16, 2016

taylor albert

Taylor is the kind of guy that is attractive to men and loves men too

Taylor albert is a gay boy.

by Jackboy19927 May 4, 2018

Nathan Albert

There's only so many ways to describe Nathan Albert and that is big penis, great in bed, and lady's man. ; )

All girl's in the world see Nathan Albert they all drop there panties.

by author of the world May 4, 2018

Fatty Albert

A fat guy named Albert who thinks his all top notch and thinks his a smarty pants when really all he does is cry over stupid things like when he can't play video games or needs his mummy with him all the time

Mostly my ex friend fatty Albert is just like this cause he does all of that and is very fat because of it

by Hydro•22 June 21, 2018