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Sargent Johnson

the most bad ass sarge ever. he will kick your fuckin ass if u stick it out to far
sargent johnson will kick ur ass
huh my ass
by khdfkjdfkkjhdf November 10, 2021
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Josh Johnson

rat bag with blonde hair that degrades women named Chloe, specifically, but not limited to all other female populations. Prone to being disappointed at a photobooth when the girl he likes didn't realise he wanted a solo photo

Seen in areas of the Gold Coast.
"Josh Johnson is such a pig!"
"No, he's just a degraded of women everywhere."
"Shutup Lucy."
by Jimmyjelly150 November 16, 2021
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Alicia-Johnson

The most amazing beautiful gorgeous strong woman in the entire world loved by many but mostly by me
I love Alicia-Johnson and Want to marry her
by Akta September 10, 2021
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Theo Johnson

massive alpha male with big willy and gets loads of puss and makes loads of money
Have you seen that theo johnson i would suck his cock so hard
by massivestud34 September 18, 2021
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Top My Johnson

A Form Of Oral Sex (Giving Head), Term Made Popular By Juju Balla
She Was Boutta Top My Johnson At The Crib.
by Unknown219988482 September 21, 2021
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Frosty Johnson

Doing strange or foolish things in real life in order to dilute search terms for something you want to bury online.
Boris Johnson was out there frosty johnsoning again -- talking about how he likes to paint red buses. It's even more blatant than that Warner Brothers announcing a fake live-action Frosty the Snowman movie to distract from workplace harassment allegations.
by Forklift Buddy October 1, 2021
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One of Elias’s many names he goes by in highschool. Some might say he’s more buff than meets the eye.
-Dude Dwayne “The RockJohnson is so cool

-Honestly I would hit it
by Daddy Sin October 4, 2021
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