Used to express joy at discovering one is doing (or planning to do) something at the same time as a friend or companion. Usually used for joyous occasions
(Based on swamp crickets' ability to be doing the same thing at the same time)
(Based on swamp crickets' ability to be doing the same thing at the same time)
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During the wedding night conjoined twins gave the groom the ohio swagger. While watching I yelled switch, and the groom jumped up and did a 180 degree turn.
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"Climate scientists warned for decades, but nobody listened. That's Bewick's Swan Theory—a high-impact event happening in slow motion, ignored because its effects weren't immediate. By the time everyone noticed, it was too late to prevent. The swan was always there; we just refused to see it."
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