teapot troll 

a middle aged woman, usually over 50, in a position with either some form of middling power (like head of a condo board or manager of an office or something) or local neighbourhood busybody, who uses the faux friendliness of having tea as an underhanded way of gathering information about you and your life so she can use it to fuck you over in some capacity in the future. These types of women are pathetic excuses for human beings and will shock you with the lows to which they will stoop to harm you yet will move mountains to obscure their devious intentions. Their main technique is a completely fake friendly exterior and extortations that they really care about you. They do not. They act this way to earn your trust so they can get you to disclose things about yourself you otherwise would not. These type of women are poison and their intentions are full on to harm you. Do everything you can to rid yourself of the stench of the filth this traitorous type of trash will leave upon you. It goes without saying they are not worth being given time or space in your life. If you have to have involvement with a teapot troll, you are one poor motherfucker and my heart goes out to you. Similar to teapot dictator, except teapot troll involves the more underhanded techniques described above.

What a teapot troll that old crone is....and she thinks she can fool people with her schtick. Pathetic.

teapot troll by ChickPhilA December 16, 2019

infectious troll 

A young male usually named Caleb who hands out herpes like raffle tickets. Has the alour of black rotted teeth and being a ginger kid. Basically a worthless person who has to depend on his girlfriend for money. A absolute failure at life

Have you met Caleb he's such a infectious troll. He should be the Valtrex poster boy but they wanted someone with teeth.

infectious troll by Dipshit 468 February 10, 2022

Supreme Biddy Troll 

The supreme biddy troll is the mother of all biddies. Born of the dreaded Grendel of old, the supreme biddy troll has terrorized the countryside for centuries now. Although her age is unknown, people speculate (based upon her grime buildup, wrinkly skin, and overall repulsive appearance) that she is over 700 years old.
You may ask what characterizes a biddy? Well, a biddy is often referred to as a cantankerous, fussy old woman, typically of lower class. Being a supreme biddy troll however, implies much more stress on the negative characteristics. A biddy troll always has red hair, as all trolls do. Usually short in stature, they tend to compensate for their shortness by growing beards, belching, drinking excessive amounts of beer to form a beer gut, or bulking up and bullying others. Essentially, they try to imitate a Duffy-like lifestyle. Being a biddy troll, she can typically be found in a cave or outhouse, but oftentimes she comes into the open to feed. The supreme biddy troll symbolizes the plague of parties, the destruction of all that is good in womanhood, and the death of virtue in the world. She is the plight of nations and an enemy to all. If you fear she is coming, it is too late. Despair is all you have.

P.s. Ginger by nature, she has no soul.

"Flee for your lives before the supreme biddy troll comes and eats your soul!!!"

Supreme Biddy Troll by nmlaxbro91 October 3, 2011

Can’t you tell that I am just a troll 

I’m just a clever, crafty troll.

Just like you guys hehehe.

Can’t you tell that I am just a troll

Can’t you tell that I am just a troll by Death Menace April 11, 2023

Treasure Troll

An ugly or elderly woman wealthy enough to be seemingly attractive.

Guy 1 -"Dude, let's go to the bingo palace and pick us up a couple of treasure trolls."

Guy 2 - "No way dude, last time I got mauled by a leopold ! "

Treasure Troll by Sparky347 July 21, 2011

forum troll

Somebody who patrols an interweb forum or message board and uses childish tactics and droll wit. An absolute detriment to the intelegence to an internet group or society as a whole.

Quote Being the ultimate epitome of the human race that I am, I have a hard time trying to comprehend WHY men, born superior, with testlcles and testosterone would want anything to do with a female way of life. It simply doesn't make sense. Why would a MAN want to degrade himself by playing as a WOMAN?? -Zaknafeinn (SB official Forum Troll)

forum troll by AntiTroll December 7, 2006

Cat Troll 

A deliberately controversial or provocative website or post to an Internet forum involving cats.

Unlike ordinary trolls, which are typically motivated by petty or disruptive intentions on the part of the poster, the cat troll is considered a highly evolved and respected artform.

Due to the limited subject matter, the uniquely high quality of cat trolls in general, and the humorous nature of uncomfortable situations involving cats, the cat troll is usually tolerated and even applauded (by discerning audicences) in situations where other types of trolls are not.

Example cat troll website: http://www.bonsaikitten.com/

Cat Troll by CC1C July 23, 2008