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Facebook commando

A Facebook commando is a pathetic loser that hides behind his keyboard. They like to ban people from their pages when they post a differing opinion. They also routinely delete posts that do not coincide with their rants. Their rants are usually rude and and nonsensical; the types of things, that if they said them to your face, they would need plastic surgery.
Nice comments you Facebook commando. Now try saying it to my face.
by JD203 September 11, 2019
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Facebook Grenade

A person that is not your significant other that you are friends with on Facebook that is always liking/commenting on everything that you write regardless of if it is something that they find amusing or interesting. Originated by Steven Garcia
Man I got this Facebook Grenade that has been liking and commenting on everything that I put on Facebook!
by lilg210 October 27, 2011
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Facebook Slut

When a person on facebook sends friend invites to everyone that they see (Usually friends of friends). This act is usually performed when a person is so unpopular that they try to have a superior ammount of friends to their peers to give the illusion of popularity.
"Hey, did you get a friend invite from (name here)"
"Yeah, do you know her?"
"No, she's probably just a Facebook slut."
by hates those who deserve it October 4, 2009
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Facebook Attack

When someone leaves their facebook logged on and unattended and another person uses this acocount to post a wall message.
Rules:
Wall posts cannot be racial, offensive, or derogatory.
Limit of three wall posts per attack.
If the person who owns the facebook account is in the room, then you get an extra three wall posts if you manage to finish writing the first three wall posts before he notices.
Lee leaves his facebook logged on and Cheech gets on and posts a wall message on one of Lee's friends. The message written makes Lee feel embarassed. Lee got facebook attacked!
by Cuca May 22, 2007
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Facebook poke

A friendly way of "annoying" someone and reminding them that they have you as a friend on Facebook. Does NOT always mean you're flirting. Can also be something you do in order to keep yourself busy when you're bored.,

A Facebook Poke has been known to lead to a "Poke War" in which two people continue to poke eachother until one stops. The person who stopped poking back lost, thus making the other the winner of the "war"

.. on a personal note, I think Facebook should get a 'dislike button' ., (:

but anyways...POKE!
I poked my friend on Facebook., therefore it is a Facebook poke.

Note: This definition might just appeal to the younger generation >.<
by boreddork June 14, 2011
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facebook shiny

when you make a comment on something on facebook and then someone you completely do not know 'likes' it. When this occurs this makes you feel stood out...feeling shiny...feeling important like you made a point.
Example 1)
Now that was "facebook shiny", Matt. Everyone seems to be liking your comment...YOU ARE THE MAN!!!
Example 2)
Wow, 50 likes on that comment. That's very facebook shiny! :o)
by Gorilla73 October 21, 2010
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facebook statusfaction

the feeling of satisfaction you get when people 'like' or comment on your facebook status.

see textual satisfaction
"she didnt get enough facebook statusfaction so she reposted her status like three times!"
by misterstanwood April 29, 2011
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