Pri-or-titties

These things are obviously more important than others. Some of these are too big to ignore, while you can act as if others dont exist.

Get your pri-or-titties in order.

by Stay Realist March 2, 2021

bald titty

A titty without a nipple

Martha: I'm looking for your nipple
Tina: I ain't got no nipples
Martha: Ew, you got a bald titty

by ALollie January 16, 2014

Titty-gut

When your titties are adjacent to your belt line.

That girl’s jeans look super cute with her titty-gut!

by Knotty69420 August 23, 2022

titty queer

Whimsical phrase from long haul trucker lingo denoting a powerful attraction to female breasts - particularly the larger varieties

Gene: Check out those bazookas over there with them rose tattoos
Craig: Quit gawkin' you perv. You ain't nothin' but titty queer and rockin' chair goofy

by wch-meister July 15, 2017

titty's boobs

things that ivy should suck, hold, lay on, have in face, etc

"omg i wanna hold titty's boobs"

by cat8titties December 6, 2021

PIGGY-FOR-TITTY

When the sound of a pig’s snort is made by a person when he/she sees a naked breast

(E.g. I lifted up my shirt and he turned into a Piggy-For-Titty)

by Megsconlan May 11, 2020

raging titties

When those titties are blasting all over the place

I pumped her so hard she had raging titties.

by Hype_dragon1 November 18, 2014