john thumb

A perfectly shaped shit which falls from one's out spout, sinking in your toilet water and clogging it. This dense anal crueller strategically seals thy throne drain just as that small boys thumb held back a wall of water.

The immense relief I felt after finally birthing the largest shit in history, was squashed when my toilet couldn't flush overflowing from my John Thumb.

by Apologetic Shiek January 17, 2024

Thumb wrench

Thumb wrench

An whimsical term for crescent wrench

Me.."Vlad, can you hand me that thumb wrench?"

Vlad.."girly, I dont know what your talking about. "
Me.."Look hater, it's a thumb wrench cause you use your thumb to operate. You know God damn good and well what I'm talking about."

by chewieyumyum May 17, 2019

Kentucky thumb

Just stuck a thumb in it

I gave her the old kentucky thumb

by juju_g May 20, 2021

Kentucky thumb

When you put a thumb in it.

Scott's rn50 blew up so he put a Kentucky thumb in it.

After she came over last night I gave her the Kentucky thumb

by Kentuckythumb May 20, 2021

thumbs up

people who put a thumbs up are homosexual

-“oh yeah did you see he did a thumbs up”
“he’s definitely gay!”

by skrt1 April 12, 2022

Kentucky Thumb

A Sex Position involving shoving your thumb as far down a persons throat as possible. make sure to use a shirt for extra protection.

I'm giving her the Kentucky Thumb tonight! NO SLAP ROUNDS REQUIRED.

by John_Stamos_xxx May 20, 2021

Toe thumb

The thumbs monkeys have on their feet so they can climb trees.

I've never heard Brachydactyly type D get called a "toe thumb" before. Toes do not look like that. Average people's thumbs look more like toes than thumbs with Brachydactyly type D.

Monkey feet are so cute! Look at its little toe thumb.

My toes do not look like Megan Fox's thumbs. She has baby thumbs. Not toe thumbs.

by chFree77 December 2, 2024