sick dial

When you dial a phone number into your phone and the beeps make a sick beat.

"I called the pizza place and I dropped a sick dial"

by Sweetzie April 1, 2017

sick kick

giving a sale oral mex

bro she gave me a SICK KICK

by xal0g1c April 4, 2017

Sick puppy syndrome

A Syndrome where said member of a relationship is a sick puppy.

Symptoms: Constantly following boy/girl around, talking longer than 3 hours on a phone.
Cure: A third wheel.

"James has sick puppy syndrome, he is constantly talking to that hoe"

by Don-John-Fong-Kong May 2, 2017

Dick Sick

Like homesick. But instead of home, dicks.

"Damn bitch, you dick sick!"

by Skankevich May 21, 2017

Connor Sickness

Having a sexual relationship with dogs and having a fettish for puppy pornography

Connor has been acting really perverted around the dog, his Connor sickness must be catching up to him.

by Tacoberry July 5, 2017

sick puppy

A man or woman with an illness that dates a normal healthy person. People with low self worth will look at a "sick puppy" and see that them as cute, needy, and feel attracted because they believe they can fix or comfort the person and find purpose for their own life. It's also a way to escape rejection or being dumped, because it's hard to get dumped when the sick puppy dies.

Since his divorce Larry likes to chase sick puppies. He wants to fix them to make himself feel important. He found a sick puppy in England, traveled to her, and porked with her while she was in hospice.

by elfinmajik November 13, 2017

sick-fever

Sick-Fever is when you have a bangin' hangover which is caused by substances other than alcohol. Typically the effects of sick-fever last many days and will mean you need to pull a coupla sickies at work and do some yoga to work out whats what.

Hitting up the local coffee shop for a some hotties is a typical cure for sick-fever, or an extended break to byron, Australia to do some moon staring has also been known to work in certain cases.

Blimey, Jaime's had sick-fever all week! must have been been from that loose festival over the weekend.

Bro, i have fully got sick-fever, i wore contacts on my eye balls for 4 days straight due to how loose i got.

by Sammikjnr December 6, 2017