Math

Number one way of killing all of your brain cells

"Hey John, wake up!"
*John is dead due to math killing all of his brain cells and pronouncing him brain-dead*

by Kil Yosef May 29, 2018

help me in maths

how to find orthocenter of triangle

persosnb 1 help me in maths I want center of triahngles

by NIGGA SLAVE October 31, 2022

MATH

MATH stands for:

Metal
Abuse
To
Humans

Finn: hey we have MATH
Carl: Great

by I_Ate_A_Waffle January 7, 2023

Life-math

The decision process involving calculation of pros and cons relative to the risk of the action taken leading to death or dismemberment.

"That cop saw the crime but did some serious life-math before deciding to ignore it"

by starvingRD January 1, 2015

mel math

Somehow the person who isn't here for one of the bosses got a bigger split than the people who were here for the entire raid.

"3703.25 is Gary's split. 3703.13 is everyone's split."

"HuhhhH?? What the fuck is this Mel math?"

by Lmaokai1234 August 27, 2021

Math

Mental

Abuse
To
Humans

Math makes me wanna kms

by Canucks_Nation7 December 5, 2017

Math(s)

A bullshit definition used by British people. This form of the the conjugation "mathematics" takes advantage of the rule of singular and plural conjugations. However the word is a conjunction of ab(remove) + scindere (tear). Literally then, to tear or cut apart, as the x-axis does to the coordinate plane. The main root is closely related to the Latin root from which we get the word scissor. The mathematical use of the term was apparently coined by Leibniz around 1855. In addition, this form of the word math(s) creates a paradox against the possessive rule of grammar.

Example: I enjoy math class
-"Not," I enjoy math(s) class

by Math(s) October 20, 2018