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2 olives short of a martini

A situation where a man's testicles are gone. Said by Uncle Phil to Will in Fresh Prince of Bel Air, Season 3, Episode 12.
He got shot down there, so now he's 2 olives short of a martini if you know what I mean.
by TheIndianSavage November 16, 2021
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short-term remembery loss

When you cant remember or memorize something in a long period of time
"i cant remember what you said i think i might have short-term remembery loss"
by ILDDD April 2, 2022
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straw berry short cake

when having anal sex, then telling your partner to turn around and punching her in the face while cumming in her mouth.
i fucking strawberry short caked that bitch last night!
by David May 17, 2004
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Souped Up Short Bus

1. A short bus that has been souped up, with engine modifications, chrome, spoiler, sidepipes, etc. In extreme cases, a short bus can be outfitted with the sort of suspension and oversize wheels seen on a monster truck, then entered in competitions. A very unusual sight.
1. Check out that souped up short bus. It's been modified to go fast and look cool. You don't see one of those everyday
by The Fourth Man in the Tub March 21, 2011
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Throw Short People Month

Throw anyone under 5’11 with no repercussions!!
No needed permission, throw anyone under 5’11 even you can do it as a short person!
Dude it’s Throw Short People Month get throwing!
by Sheepa Uno September 30, 2023
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one sandwich short of a picnic

a) a term for a girl who has both performed and received oral sex and lost her anal virginity, but is still vaginally virgin.

b) a hilarious term for a guy who has masturbated and watched porn, but who has never neither had oral or anal sex performed on him nor penetraded a girl's vagina with his member.
m4w CL posting :

im looking for virgins to help me deflower myself, but lol im also looking for a one sandwich short of a picnic girl, like myself. since everybody, or almost, masturbates and/or watches porn today, and giving and receiving oral and anal sex, i dont consider that losing one's virginity

reply to ad: im the girl you are looking for, im one sandwich short of a picnic myself; we'll get along just fine as an nsa-fwb ltr.
by Sexydimma December 14, 2012
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Fuck short people day

On january first, you get to fuck anybody under the average height for their age and they cant do anything about it
Person 1: Dude, its fuck short people day
Short person: oh hell no
by Dhhdhshsh December 31, 2020
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