poled dork

Have you seen the videos where somebody's doing donuts in a parking lot with their car and manages to hit the light pole?

Poled dork is a joke nickname for those people and a dumb parody of the word pulled pork, a kind of food.

Hello YouTube, today I'll show you how to become a poled dork. First step, go to Walmart with your muscle car. Next step, locate appropriate light pole.

Now you are ready. Do donuts and aim for the light pole. Screw up your car to become the ultimate poled dork

by rfrsiopgjdog September 12, 2023

pulled an Arsenal

A phrase when someone, or something completely bottles it (when you are certain to win something but blow it in the last push). Referred to Arsenal because they bottled the Premier League in the 2022/23 season.

Friend 1. Can you believe Bottleham Shitspur bottled Europe?
Friend 2. Yes, they always start strong and go on to have pulled an Arsenal and bottle it.

by YourAverageBrit September 22, 2023

Pulled off a Mighty

Doing something so bad that you get banned instantly off a community you are in.

You heard about mighty?
No, why.
He said the n word again and got banned permanently

I guess he Pulled off a Mighty

by This Guy Is NOT The September 24, 2023

Pulled a Mike

When you RSVP to a lunch or event and then cancel last minute.

Friend - Sorry, hate to do this but I can’t make it.

Other Friend - He just pulled a Mike!!

by SammyK$$ September 26, 2023

Pulled a paul

When you borrow something from someone and never return it or return it damaged and or not working.

Jimmy pulled a Paul on Ryan

by Robertmorningwood September 29, 2023

pilled

(Blank)pilled. To be in a contate state of. To be always (blank).

"Oh, I'm basedpilled as fuck." I am literally always right.
"I'm so clearpilled." I am constantly in the right state of mind.

by Nagasan September 30, 2023

pulled an aerial

/ˈaerıąl/
verb
in a quick manner; by degrees.

"He stepped down after MD1 and he pulled an aerial"

by Hamood06 October 3, 2023